Yogi Berra quotes

born May 12, 1925, Lawrence Peter Berra, American Major League Baseball catcher
and manager

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
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90% of the game is half mental - the rest is physical.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Think? How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
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It's like deja vu all over again.
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You can observe a lot just by watching.
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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
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Never answer anonymous letters.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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- Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you
go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?
- Surprise me!
Yogi's wife Carmen, Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat; it's the humility.
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I usually take a two hour nap from 1 o'clock to 4.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
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Slump? I ain't in no slump! I just ain't hitting.
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If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they're running.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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Pair up in threes.
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You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half,
you have to give what's left.
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It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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