Food quotes page 1
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
An American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of
Drink is more a disease than a vice.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relatives.
Everything you see I owe to pasta.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have
Sir Winston Churchill
Whiskey when you're sick makes you well. Whiskey makes you sick when you're well.
You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a
beanbag and realize... there is no beanbag.
I was a
vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
courage and makes men more apt for passion.
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't
allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f***ing lactose intolerance?
I love Thanksgiving turkey; it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G. K. Chesterton
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Nourish the mind like you would your body. The mind cannot survive on junk food.
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect
in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this
disease, often referred to as "progress", doesn't spread.
How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Presently we were aware of an odour gradually coming towards us, something musky,
savoury, mysterious; a hot drowsy smell that lulls the senses, and yet enflames them -
the truffles were coming.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Henry David Thoreau
First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do
it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Vegetarian – that's an old Indian word
meaning lousy hunter.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a
sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good
cut of meat.
We may find in the long run that tinned
food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.