Bob Hope quotes

Phyllis Diller has a laugh like an old Chevrolet starting up on a below-freezing morning.
Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

I thought about it. But my wife said she wouldn't want to move into a smaller house.
Bob Hope, on running for President of the United States