Ambrose Bierce quotes

Helpmate, n. A wife, or bitter half.
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Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
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Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to
where it is futile to go.
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Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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